Tabloid Heat

Just listen to the background music and watch scene after scene of Matthew McConaughey’s mammaries through the years, and it’s hard to imagine how you’re not viewing gay porn.

NY Magazine put together a glorious supercut of history’s most shirtless actor, (besting shirtless veteran Matthew Rush) Matthew McConaughey. Watch him in various states of undress and peek-a-boo booty crack in this patchwork of clips that my mother probably remembers best as curious stains in my underwear.

Consider this the teaser of what you’ll miss if you don’t head to the theaters to see Magic Mike, which debuted to sold-out crowds yesterday. According to a viewer, in addition to flashes of Channing Tatum‘s culo, in one of the male stripper flick’s several nude scenes, you can see the chicken-fried steak and gravy Matthew McConaughey had for dinner.

From NY Mag:

In other news, a woman who saw Magic Mike on opening night just told me, “You almost see up Matthew McConaughey’s butt hole.” I asked if anyone in the audience screamed. “A hush fell over the crowd,” she replied.

A hole like that sounds like it belongs on the putt-putt trail!

Watch the shirtless Matthew McConaughey montage video after the jump!
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Because I forgot, here are the snaps of shirtless Joey Lawrence at his debut as a celebrity guest host with the Chippendales Las Vegas at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino on June 8.

Whoa!

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Brit diver/hot piece Tom Daley gets shirtless and wet for the cover of Fabulous magazine. Inside he chats on his rigorous training, path to the 2012 Olympics, and girls, girls, girls.

The 18-year-old, who recently had us drooling when he performed shirtless with other Brit Olympic athletes in a YouTube lip dub video to LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It, is going to be the one to watch during the London Games.

On his training regimen…
“At the minute it’s pretty tough. It’s six hours a day in the pool and gym, working as hard as I possibly can.

“Sunday is my day off and I literally don’t do anything other than chill and sleep. I use that time to relax so I’m ready for the next week of training.”

On the dangers of diving…
“There are so many dangers – hitting your head, landing flat. I’m always scared, but that’s part of the rush.”

On girls…
“I’ll never get bored of the attention from girls,” he says. “My friends think it’s hilarious. It’s funny how differently people react. Some girls are too cool to come over, but I can tell they’re looking. Others come up and scream in my face and start shaking. I’m like: ‘I’m just Tom!’

Read the entire interview here.

See the behind-the-scenes shirtless photo shoot video after the jump!
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Irish MMA fighter Conor McGregor had an erection during a weigh-in when he faced opponent Dave Hill in Dublin last Saturday.

A silhouette of an erect penis can be seen through his tight pink Calvin Klein boxer-briefs as he tries to start an early scuffle with Dave Hill, who laughed off the whole thing.

See the video after the jump!

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