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Like many of you, I don’t understand a word of German. But I do understand what’s going on here, and it’s pure genius.

Watch 25-year-old German cyclist Rene Enders, who’s at the 2012 London Games and already holds a bronze medal from the 2008 Beijing Games, change in a locker room during an interview for German TV last month. He’s serving up ass and abs. Sorry, sauerkraut and sausage isn’t on the menu here.

Video after the jump!