You want to know what stinks worse than Ronan Keating passing gas? His upcoming movie Goddess, which hits theaters March 14 (Australia). In the trailer for the rom-com, he shows off his ass whilst cooking in an apron (just like dad used to do, right?).
The 35-year-old Boyzone boy band singer turned X Factor (Australia) judge plays the husband to a bored housewife (actress Laura Michelle Kelly) who becomes a vlogging star after taking to the Internet where she cooks, cleans and sings like Snow White when her husband’s away. The sappy flick is supported heavily by an ensemble of awful puns.
Here’s the synopsis:
Elspeth Dickens dreams of finding her “voice” despite being stuck in an isolated farmhouse with her twin toddlers. A web-cam becomes her pathway to fame and fortune, but at a price.
NSFW after the jump!
I hate to break it to you, but the flash of bum crack lasts merely seconds, but the memory of this trailer will haunt you forever.
Advance to 2:19 for the ass shot. Purportedly, there’s more ass action in the actual film.
Listen to Ronan Keating’s Notting Hill soundtrack hit Nothing at All:

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