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Three men, standing around–wielding, long, hard vibrating devices. It’s like any normal day in the locker room of a David Barton Gym. (You NYC folks know what I mean *WINK*)

Meet the Shake Weight: A revolutionary Terminator dildo (possibly sent from the future–or the gods), that debuted on the Ellen show on Friday.

And if it’s good enough for Ellen Degeneres, you know this sh*t is good. Real good.

Two randy Cowboys fans got their freak on in the new Dallas Cowboys stadium bathroom on Monday. The video features the pair wearing Irvin jerseys banging missionary style on the bathroom floor. Don’t get too excited, it’s only in a three second loop–as I’m sure that’s all the guy needed to finish anyway. But this sparks an important debate about bathroom sex: Is it ever okay to get on your back in a urine-and-pubey laden floor? Couldn’t this chick just tell him to hit it from the back? And she could’ve even held onto the handicap rails and kept it classy. *Douchechills*.

NSFW video and still after the jump!

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