Tabloid Heat

Joseph Gordon-Levitt shirtless as Magic Mike during his turn as guest host on Saturday Night Live. Well, why not?

Video after the jump!
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Just listen to the background music and watch scene after scene of Matthew McConaughey’s mammaries through the years, and it’s hard to imagine how you’re not viewing gay porn.

NY Magazine put together a glorious supercut of history’s most shirtless actor, (besting shirtless veteran Matthew Rush) Matthew McConaughey. Watch him in various states of undress and peek-a-boo booty crack in this patchwork of clips that my mother probably remembers best as curious stains in my underwear.

Consider this the teaser of what you’ll miss if you don’t head to the theaters to see Magic Mike, which debuted to sold-out crowds yesterday. According to a viewer, in addition to flashes of Channing Tatum‘s culo, in one of the male stripper flick’s several nude scenes, you can see the chicken-fried steak and gravy Matthew McConaughey had for dinner.

From NY Mag:

In other news, a woman who saw Magic Mike on opening night just told me, “You almost see up Matthew McConaughey’s butt hole.” I asked if anyone in the audience screamed. “A hush fell over the crowd,” she replied.

A hole like that sounds like it belongs on the putt-putt trail!

Watch the shirtless Matthew McConaughey montage video after the jump!
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Last week the international trailer for male stripper flick Magic Mike made its debut – and the goods are on full display as the cast of hotties are featured shirtless, wearing thongs in the clip. Just like god intended.

Magic Mike hits theaters June 29.

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While I’m sure there’s more to see of Channing Tatum‘s body in the upcoming male stripper flick Magic Mike, there’s plenty to enjoy in the meantime from a nude scene is his last movie The Vow.

By the way, Channing turns 32 today.
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Please go to the left line for the pork dinner. Far right for the chicken. Head to the middle for BEEF AND BISCUITS! Hello, CSI hot piece Adam Rodriguez, standing shirtless at center. In the words of the great philosopher Latrice Royale: Jesus is a biscuit… let him sop you up.

Former WWE wrestler Kevin Nash, at left, and Alex Pettyfer round out the man buffet seen here on stage in the latest shirtless teaser photo for male stripper flick Magic Mike, in theaters July 29.

Keep them coming!

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