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Taylor Lautner‘s shirtless scene in the final installment of Twilight. RIP.

Seen above, Taylor Lautner’s hot bod will surely fill movie theater seats when his action thriller Abduction hits theaters September 23.

Here’s the synopsis:

Taylor Lautner stars as a young man unwittingly thrust into a deadly world of covert espionage in Lionsgate’s action-thriller, ABDUCTION, directed by John Singleton.

So… he might get overlooked by the Academy for this one, but check out those abs!!!

Trailer and HR still after the jump!
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A sexy Taylor Lautner doppelganger has caused a stir online because of the uncanny likeness he shares with the Twilight hot piece.

Some sites have incorrectly labeled this video as Taylor Lautner’s sex tape, but we know better.

What do you think? Video and caps after the jump!

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Twilight hotpiece Taylor Lautner continues what seems to be a year of interviews about his ripped new bod and how he had to gain 30 pounds, and how he can’t fit into his clothes any more because his abs are busting through the seams. That usually happens to me too after I down a can of spinach or get really, really angry.And you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

But who cares, just show the goods, right? Interview magazine chatted up the 17-year-old in its latest issue.

People reports:

Talk about growing pains. In order to compete with Robert Pattinson in the upcoming Twilight sequel, New Moon, Taylor Lautner had to transform from a cute kid into a ripped god – er, werewolf.

“The day I finished Twilight, I came home and started bulking up,” Lautner, 17, tells Interview magazine about his getting fit to return as werewolf Jacob Black. “For New Moon, I’m 30 pounds heavier than I was in Twilight.”

What’s the biggest challenge living with his ab-tastic new physique? “I grew out of a lot of my clothes,” he says. “I went from a men’s small to a men’s large.”

Since words cannot legally express what I’d like to do to Taylor Lautner after a  classy night of hot wings and Franzia, I will let the following 12 SFW, yet slightly suggestive animated Gifs express it for me:

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Robert Pattinson–who won best male breakthrough performance, Kristen Stewart–who won best female performance and hotness Taylor Lautner–who won hottest mofo on that stage (I gave him that award in my pants), unveiled the new Twilight New Moon trailer at tonight’s MTV Movie Awards. It looks sooo good, and Lautner makes an awesome animated wolfy creature. I could get with that.