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Taylor Lautner‘s shirtless scene in the final installment of Twilight. RIP.

Pull out your church fans, it’s time to look at Chris Brown’s big peen again. Chris, along with a bunch of other celebrities, took to Twitter over Halloween weekend to show fans what he planned on wearing–a cock-clinging lycra alien suit. “I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!” he wrote. The size of his impressive manhood is no surprise to us, of course. You can click here to see the candy outside the wrapper.

See the other celebs who showed off their goods on Twitter like… Zac Efron in short shorts (there is a god) as a Reno 911 officer, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson giving good arm porn as Fred Flintsone, and Piranha 3D actress Kelly Brock dressed as Bella Swan from Twilight–and was flanked by two shirtless hotties.

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Speaking of Glee hotties, trouty pout Chord Overstreet shirtlessly joins beefy boy Kellan Lutz in action-drama A Warrior’s Heart, which features Kellan’s Twilight co-star Ashley Greene.

Here’s a synopsis:

“In shock and denial over his Marine father’s death in battle, star Lacrosse player Conor Sullivan (Kellan Lutz), always a maverick and a hothead, starts acting out in self-destructive ways that have his mom, Claire, at her wit’s end. But arduous training in a wilderness Lacrosse camp under the tutelage of his dad’s old combat buddy, Sgt. Major Duke Wayne, opens Conor’s eyes to the true meaning of maturity, sportsmanship and manhood.”

A Warrior’s Heart was released at Cannes Film Festival in May.

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This week‘s issue of Life & Style is running THE LAST SHIRTLESS PHOTOS of TAYLOR LAUTNER. The rag ran the last remaining unpublished topless shots of the 17-year-old (GASP) from a previous photoshoot. After a media blitz of showing off his goods to promo his physique in the upcoming Twilight sequel, he’s now swearing off shirtless shots because he feels it’s “kind of embarrassing.”

“I worked hard to get in shape,” he says. “My motivation was the movie and the fans, but I don’t want to be known as just a body.”

Really? Maybe that’s a wise decision. Or else he might end up like Lucky Vanous or Gilles Marini.

And speaking of whores who like to de-shirt, Ed Westwick gave a striptease at a wedding for girlfriend Jessica Szohr’s pal–the bride. His chest acne was such a turn on, a male guest tried to get a lick, reports Star. BTW, it looks like Chuck Bass has hit the gym or cut back on the brews. YUM.

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Larger Taylor Lautner after the jump!

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The other hotpiece Twilight star Kellan Lutz enjoys looking at his perfect, incredibly ripped body just as much as we do. He was snapped pumping iron at a gym in Vancouver.

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